Quick quiz: Guess what the unhappiest day of the week is.
You're right.
Now, guess what the happiest day of the week is.
Nope. You're probably wrong.
Here's the data.
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Happiness Bot
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mastodon 4.7.2Once a day, I'll post a poll asking you how happy you are RIGHT NOW. And then, at the end of each month (and each year), I'll publish the stats, in case it helps us all learn a thing or two about being happy.
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Ever wondered what the happiest month of the year is? Every day we've asked people how happy they feel in order to answer that question.
Join me in an experiment to attempt to map the happiness levels of the Fediverse. Once a day I post a poll asking a simple question: how happy are you?
Hopefully we'll be able to use the data to answer some big questions. Are we happier on holidays? Does Valentine's Day make us happy? What about weekends?
I know what I think, but lets find out.
Please follow this account, boost the polls and check back to get the analysis. (I share the raw aggregate data so you can do your own analysis too)
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
Think of the last person you interacted with. How happy do you think you are relative to them? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth #psychology
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
Think of the last person you interacted with. How happy do you think you are relative to them? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth #psychology
Think of the last person you interacted with. How happy do you think you are relative to them? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth #psychology
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth
How happy do you feel RIGHT NOW? (I ask this question every day to gauge how happy the Fediverse is.) #happiness #poll #mentalhealth