Dear Migros,
I know YOU are thinking "vacation" and "palm trees" with this ad, but, uh, nobody else is...
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Krista, Darth Møøse Shark
@grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
mastodon 4.6.0-alpha.8+glitchWrathful demigoddess.
Grieving, deeply. Tread carefully.
Not a fun account right now.
Has 'the dubious honour of having been mansplained to by the Swiss public broadcast company' - @altitis@mastodon.green
'Sexy cyberpunk librarian' - @ShaulaEvans@zirk.us
'Charmingly unhinged' - @shana@chaos.social
Software and privacy nerd, linguist, writer.
Cishet. LGBTQIA+-friendly.
Grownup: @kristamonster@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
AfterDark: @CaffeinatedViolet@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
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German ex-USian in Switzerland, complicated, tired, trying very hard. May be in love with you. Probably am not.
Still shite at attaching patches, but the point isn't really perfection.
Lillehaj #1 is getting a belly. I hope the next mouth goes a little better.
I wish as a parent of a trans person I could say more about how fucking vital it is to support gender affirming care, but the story isn't mine to tell.
I will fucking say this though - y'all who say "it isn't right, make those kids wait, they can't decide on their own" are fucking murderers.
And yes, I DID say that. Fuck you. If you're offended, that's my goddamned intent.
Want to go to the pet store to get ONE thing that will make the apartment more livable and I am still having trouble getting to a bepantsed* state today. Yeesh.
*King's English speakers: FINE, BETROUSERED, I SEE YOU @Erased_Citizen@cupoftea.social
Fuck, Coop's raspberry sorbet is AMAZING
I already have a favourite Norwegian sentence:
Jeg gjorde det med vilje.
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@GinevraCat @girlonthenet I actually talked about this my psych this morning. It's been on my mind a lot lately, and she articulated what's been in my head so beautifully.
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@GinevraCat @girlonthenet I got him through the backdoor really. Having one was a requirement of my surgery, so I have one long term through my obesity specialist. I couldn't get one at all in France. Nearly ended me.
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@stux :( everything is so deeply fucked. Solidarity.