pickled cum sorceress 🦫🏴

it’s dorisurday

she’s a mf clown!

and my character is the pope

lmfao

lfg lodge

ride didn’t wanna stay for the afters so i left with her, but it was such a delightful clown show. it was very silly as it should be

i can’t wait to be up there doing that shit

tonight i get my nose and my character for the recital

u can bet ur sweet ass i’ll post some nose selfies later on

we got this years harvest of first flush from a few different farms in darjeeling and did a big blind taste test

lodge i am fuckin cranked. lfg

lodge, last night i flopped really really hard. the exercise: show us falling in love

we had a whole thing planned and kept retrying it and it wasn’t working. at all. people were bored and checked out. after the third or fourth slow false start we dropped the whole bit and simplified it to a little chase, some groveling and then a shared cigarette and those all got big laughs.

we also went first so we had the time to sit in the silence and boredom and figure something out.

that was wild lol

had a dream that when everyone else was given their nose and character i was given an index card that said 9 minute solo with no direction. she later iterated that the previous two clowns in that spot bombed.

tf is that about

i have to at least get the audience to all stand for me at the recital.

a kneel would be greedy but a lofty ambition

in my bricky pope era

oh no i was a clown with a few tables in the last half hour before i left and they all loved it and played along and were really fun

oh no

and by that i mean, being a little absurd and silly and if they pick up on it, get real silly and just keep escalating for the brief time i actually talk to tables and then leave swiftly

it’s been such a long time since i hung out with musician weirdos. just always singing and playing and being weird with it. didn’t realize i missed it so much

i hope i can make clown friends and have similar hangs. that would be neat

piss for my family