RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/117329097729481810
IMHO good ALT text reads like the description in a text adventure. I present Professor Lawler's toot as a perfect example:
go north
You see an orange hen nesting in a large cardboard box with some random bits of twine. She looks evil.
get hen
The hen attacks you.
go south
You are pursued by an evil hen.

