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@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co fucked up when the good bit of the song gives way to the not-good bit but then there would be no good bit without the not-good bit - it wouldn't work to just loop the good bit forever

goodnight fedi

a nigga gets weary

@binkle@clubcyberia.co @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @ammonios@clubcyberia.co you know I thought the whole "sliced my balls jack hammering the tailpipe of my miata last night" was just a funny joke but the evidence is mounting that miata-fuckers are not only real but dangerous too

@ammonios@clubcyberia.co

Kinna sad how Joe Rogan went from this to having dinners with Peter Thiel. I long for the simpler times.

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co

@lina@eientei.org @bajax@baj.ax :monster ultra: :monster assault:

@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co sometimes dead things return as new things - same soul but different body

:congratulationswinnerwinnergayestfuckingniggeriveseenalldayandalsoretarded:

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @meso@new.asbestos.cafe @Junes@clubcyberia.co @mint@ryona.agency @pwm@darkdork.dev oh hi cassidy

@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co and now poast is refederating - it's basically 2021 again, we are resetting the clocks and trying again

@Junes@clubcyberia.co @Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co I remember being extremely taken aback when learning the smoking ceremony was invented in the 70s to welcome visiting maoris to an arts festival so they wouldn't feel tradition-mogged by maoris

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love the roads do not need that much money. Sick of being financially raped in every possible aspect of my life since adulthood and subsidizing a generation that had everything handed to them.

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love I shouldn't fedpost but know that I want to fedpost pretty hard right now

it's incredible the things I could achieve if over 30% of my income wasn't stolen from me

I should fix this gay website but I'm too busy sneeding when I get home everyday

I looked up voice changers and everyone wants to be a fucking anime girl, nobody wants to sound cool or funny or wacky, everyone wants to sound like a little girl - everyone needs to die

@benis_redux@cawfee.club I don't care I'm speaking truth - there needs to be a balance to things

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @waifu@shitposter.world @djsumdog@djsumdog.com he has a point waifu - think about it

@lina@eientei.org @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @djsumdog@djsumdog.com @waifu@shitposter.world not just nigga burger - BIG nigga burger

is this why the japanese love killing them so much?

@mint@ryona.agency Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness. Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever! For now, since by many prolonged, repeated experiences, I have perceived that in all cases man must eventually lower, or at least shift, his conceit of attainable felicity; not placing it anywhere in the intellect or the fancy; but in the wife, the heart, the bed, the table, the saddle, the fire-side; the country; now that I have perceived all this, I am ready to squeeze case eternally. In thoughts of the visions of the night, I saw long rows of angels in paradise, each with his hands in a jar of spermaceti.

@Junes@clubcyberia.co Unfortunately my fun budget is maxed out atm - but don't forget tanks and planes when finding recruits, not just war hammer crowd.

@Junes@clubcyberia.co @Forestofenchantment@furville.drinkanddrive.africa @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co are the story symbol components real? Like the animal tracks and people sitting around a campfire symbol (the U rotated around) thing real or 19th century?

@korgster@clubcyberia.co @Junes@clubcyberia.co they keep ungrinching me just so that they can grinch me again

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co

@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co so subject in frame is now pov rather than showing the subject's pov because everything is technically my pov and therefore is pov

@lina@eientei.org @Inginsub@clubcyberia.co narrator pov

@pwm@darkdork.dev @Junes@clubcyberia.co @meso@new.asbestos.cafe @mint@ryona.agency listening to american football miku miku remix with added piss ambience in my volvo - very happy right now

I'm glad there is a standard port but did the standard have to be something as mechanically flimsy and dogshit as usb c

wanted to help the guy on the plane next to me fill in one of his sudoku numbers but I had to refrain because if someone did that to me I would want to cave their skull in with a hammer

@lina@eientei.org @Inginsub@clubcyberia.co this is my fulltime job

@sam@froth.zone actually a note on government work - in aus boomer public servants get paid their salary into retirement "defined benefits scheme"/ the golden handcuffs. They took this away in the early 2000s. Which means if you're a gen z public servant you get to pay for your boomer boss's salary after he retires while you don't get jack shit except raped for eternity.

@pwm@darkdork.dev @Junes@clubcyberia.co @meso@new.asbestos.cafe @mint@ryona.agency blessed existence

@sam@froth.zone @azure@clubcyberia.co the worst part is that you can't opt out - you pick a fund and hope for the best. You can have a "self-managed" superfund but from what I've heard (albeit not very much and I should probably become better educated about it) it's a massive pain to jump through the hoops and maintain.

I think everyone has forgotten what "pov" means

@sam@froth.zone @azure@clubcyberia.co we're the third largest lng exporter in the world - nowhere near as much oil. But our biggest export is iron ore. Big Mining pretty much got a standing prime minister fired for trying to tax them. It's known political suicide to try interfering in any meaningful way with the interests of BigMining. They are particularly an all-consuming vortex of influence in western australia. BigMining owns everyone. Australia manufactures nothing - we just send raw resources to china and american companies get the profits.

@GaryBussy@kiwifarms.cc @Inginsub@clubcyberia.co well at least 11 instances have been refederated + a bunch of users. Holding out hope for kf getting refederated but we'll see.

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co it's just a scary look into how much life fucking sucks when you're about to die + tortured zombie souls

@sam@froth.zone also no 20-year pension in the military anymore - not for new enlistments since the 90s. So same thing but imagine eating shit from your superior in some american-jew war in a muslim shithole and then paying his pension.

want to get my funny, chinese friend a cyberia account but I'm worried he'll see all the posts I've made about turning chinese and think I'm weird or something

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @shitpisscum@mrhands.horse @Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com @shitpisscum@detroitriotcity.com I don't like any of these pictures except

@sam@froth.zone I'd pretend to be mystified but I know it goes to bullshit like the royal commission into antisemitism, other studies on random bullshit no one cares about, payrolls of many generally incompetent government staff (note: this is not an argument for contractors, just for better standards - it's borderline impossible to be fired from some government jobs here, people just get moved around) and lining whoever's pockets. Accidentally went mask-off about this when driving my sister somewhere and she said "erm ackshually taxes are good because what about the disabled" like fucking hell the disabled would be living like kings right now if this was managed properly.

@bajax@baj.ax :hehadthenewversionofmonsterassault: <-- these? I don't think I have a non-nigga chigger

cloud moves in the sky and I lose internet