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You thought you'd frame me, a murderer, for murder #monsterdon

The Bat could be anyone! Even a bald cop who likes hanging around rental mansions! #monsterdon

Threatened with exposure he made the goofiest face possible and destroyed himself #monsterdon

Nancy Drew and the Flimsy Excuse to Share a Bed with A Gal Pal #monsterdon

"Goodnight Andy, don't get hurt" that gave me goosebumps, Vincent Prince is the GOAT #Monsterdon

What, a scientist can't decorate his lab for Halloween? In AMERICA?? #Monsterdon

Oh no not the negotiable securities #monsterdon

I understand why having a bat fly into your house can be very distressing, but look at that goofy little puffball! Why is it a symbol of evil! #monsterdon

Agnes Morehead, did you buy that dress at REI? #Monsterdon

That booby trap did... What exactly? #Monsterdon

I want to see this butler at Wally's Roadhouse "Mmyes, I believe I shall have the T-Bone Bonanza platter" #monsterdon

Put! The candle! Back! #monsterdon

🥱 two of us, only one bed 😎 two of us turn my bedroom into a makeshift panic room when murderer invades the house #Monsterdon

She's so annoyed that the Bat probably murdered the cop. You can't get good help these days! #Monsterdon

Don't worry, he's trapped the bat in his medical bag, like a trained professional #Monsterdon

"my new housekeeper" they Old Yellered her OFF SCREEN? #Monsterdon

It's going to be a real let down when Agnes Morehead has to Old Yeller her girlfriend #Monsterdon

That was the horniest gun reveal I've ever seen, especially because I don't watch RNC news coverage #monsterdon

oooh, party favors? oh. the gun kind. not the drug kind. thanks. #monsterdon

"So greedy, so cold" --Frederick, re: wife #4 #monsterdon

Murder is too mundane a cause of death considering the theremin in the score when they found her body #monsterdon

just give your employee a raise, you bourgeoise parasite #monsterdon

in disarming STARTLE-VISION #monsterdon

girl, why do you need Bland to get you out of the house? you had a private hearse drive you here, you're an adult, just go #monsterdon

music composed by Von Dexter, the nemesis of Les Baxter #monsterdon

and that's the story of how DMK scored twice 😎 #monsterdon

Lookin pretty butch, V #monsterdon

Dammit, I was too busy fucking around with useless technology and I missed three quarters of the exposition #monsterdon

oh great who invited the true crime podcast host #monsterdon

She ain't afraid of ghosts, the first Ghostbuster was a dame, you heard it here first #monsterdon

"It's close to midnight, Bland-- LANCE. Lance." #monsterdon

911, what is your emergency and the status of your household labor pool #monsterdon

So VP is a bat doctor *and* does forensics reports for murder investigations? #monsterdon

William Castle's ghost got someone in my neighborhood to set off fireworks, a true master of suspense #monsterdon

Edith Head, you didn't have an assistant who could have ironed Agnes's dress? #monsterdon

oh no :3 a sapphic bondage ghost :3 :3 #monsterdon

this is a very complicated method of getting a third to fulfill your cuck fetish, Frederick #monsterdon

🧑‍🦳 "Well, that's the end!" 🤔 🎥 THE END Ohhh #Monsterdon

Women be finding bodies in forgotten crawlspaces #monsterdon

That serial killer is no match for my droll witticisms #monsterdon

Warner showing up like #Monsterdon

🎶 the Bat came back, the very next day #monsterdon

*quick touch on the throat while running past* NO NOT JUDY WHY GOD WHY OH THE HUMANITY #Monsterdon

Good thing we locked the door that's 90% glass #monsterdon

A murderous sociopath exacerbating a public health crisis, that could never happen in real life :-| #monsterdon

Wow, grabbing a woman from behind and whispering a threat in her ear didn't make her want to follow you? So weird, she must be on the rag #monsterdon

Wait, *who* was The Bat? One too many middle aged white dudes in this movie #monsterdon