"They have been carried away by monkeys"
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'tt-monkeysintro.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
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Asterisk Sounds
@asterisksounds@botsinbox.net
gotosocial 0.22.0+git-60b693f
Posts random sounds from the Asterisk IVR sound packages four times per day.
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Joined December 04, 2024
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"to infuriate our tech staff with your obvious questions, press [X]"
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'infuriate-tech-staff.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
"Dial 1 if you wish this caller to reach you directly now, and in the future. Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail now and forevermore. Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus, now and forevermore. Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite "don't call" menu, now and forevermore. Dial 5 to allow this caller to come straight thru to you in the future, but just this once, send them to voicemail."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'priv-callee-options.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
"Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'blue-eyed-polar-bear.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds!"
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'wait-offensive-sounds.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
"If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'touchtone1.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
Boosted by @kkarhan@jorts.horse
"Agent login. Please enter your agent number followed by the hash key."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'agent-user.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇦🇺 Spoken in Australian English
Boosted by @kkarhan@jorts.horse
"All your base are belong to us."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'all-your-base.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"Go away (playful)"
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'go-away2.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
"To hear your account balance"
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'to-hear-your-account-balance.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
"The office has been overrun with iguanas."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'office-iguanas.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"Your test has succeeded and the SIP device or standard compliance your are attempting to fix has worked. Please enjoy your work until something else breaks."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'SIP_Test_Success.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'blue-eyed-polar-bear.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"say your temporary message and then press the pound key"
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'say-temp-msg-prs-pound.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please check the number, and try your call again."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'discon-or-out-of-service.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"If you would like to learn more technical information about Asterisk dial 2 now. If you'd like to test out the voice over IP capabilities of Asterisk you can dial 500 to attempt an Inter-Asterisk Exchange or IAX connection to a demonstration server at Digium. In order for this test to work you will need to be connected to the Internet and have at least a 28.8 kilobit modem. To execute an echo test dial 600. This test is most useful when you have connected to this Asterisk server from a remote location. The sample configuration also has a single user with extension 1234 and password 4242. That user is configured to ring the console when their extension is dialed. If you dial 1234 you can try to ring the console. If the console is busy or unavailable you will be given the option to leave voicemail. To check voice mail for the user dial extension 8500 to enter the voicemail system. Finally, you can press the hash key to disconnect from the PBX."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'demo-instruct.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇦🇺 Spoken in Australian English
"We don't have tech support."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'we-dont-have-tech-support.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
"That's one small step for Asterisk, one giant leap for mankind."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'one-small-step.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
"The number you are calling is outside of your local calling area. Please dial..."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'num-outside-area.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
"This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you're on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable...Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of mind itself. Ladies and Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. Next stop....The Code Zone."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'tt-codezone_MIXDOWN.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"You have these options: Dial 1 if you wish to immediately connect to the incoming call. Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail. Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus. Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite "don't call" menu."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'screen-callee-options.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"Congratulations. You have successfully installed and executed the Asterisk open source PBX. You have also installed a set of sample sounds and configuration files that should help you to get started. Like a normal PBX you will navigate this demonstration by dialing digits. If you are using a console channel driver instead of a real phone you can use the dial, answer, and hang up commands to simulate the actions of a standard telephone."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'demo-congrats.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"Please enter one or more keywords separated by star, cross your fingers, and then press the pound key."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'keywords_cross_fingers.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English
"You have been banned from this conference."
*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'conf-banned.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English