ernie clement atlee

Someone threw a ball FROM the stands INTO the park and hit jesus sanchez on the arm and hurt him, taking him out of the game. We cannot catch a fucking break

(The New) Lowell Spinners opening day report:

++++ the infectious delight of lowellians in having baseball back after the park lay dormant for years because of the 2021 minor league decimation
+++ they use a trained dog as a bat boy
++ two run game tying homer in the bottom of the first
+ “cannon fire dog” which is a sort of vaguely spicy hot dog
- too many speeches
-- insanely long concession lines
---weather

Spinners lose 3-5, we left in the bottom of the 6th to get this guy to bed

I don’t think my little heart can handle facing the braves when we’ve lost two in a row in disastrous fashion

For Readers, A Jack Off Motion https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7325495/2026/06/02/cardinals-tarps-off-craze-st-louis/?unlocked_article_code=1.nFA.ERWa.X4EW0IQ7giIk&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta

I’m exactly like dylan cease

(I also shave all my facial hair off when my body feels bad)

Ok i get this is an American publication but you can’t just go subbing in “soccer” for football wherever you like. There is no such thing as Total Soccer

Display name working out nicely

I was just flabbergasted by seeing this on broadcast, i was like, is that fucking KARN EVIL???

God that game was so tense… one win away from .500……

i do not know ball but i do believe this would be an extremely dysfunctional group https://www.82-0.com/share?id=QjuYIytmEVXQ4AZ2HoDm

This fucking bullpen