WanderWisley

🐸🦂if we die we die...

9/11

Pie in the face.

2027 gonna be like...

Elons not a gamer.

A passenger on the titanic had a better experience.

👍 pedophile approved!

Ka-BOOM!

I’ve worked swingshift for over 20 years and trust me when I say it, the switch from daylight savings in the winter and in the springtime is always a struggle for that week afterwards, this would be a welcomed improvement, but I’m not going to give this win to Donny if it even happens at all. I know that this has been an ongoing thing for longer than I can remember actually.

Date night.

Assmold fans being moldy.

Britain stole all that land, wealth, and culture, but couldn’t steal a recipe.

Pharrell with that Arby’s looking ass hat.

Even if we win I won’t pay! 🫲🍊🫱

There is currently a tropical storm out in the Atlantic Ocean that has been named Dolly how ironic would it be if it makes landfall in Florida and totally wipes it out.

The used car market looks mighty good right about now.

It’s not just the unskippable ads but also the type of ads as well. I’ve seen some wild ones like ads to make you hard in the bedroom, but it never actually shows the treatment. I’ve seen ads for how to make “homemade” makeup to look younger, the ingredients are baking soda and honey? But I think the wildest one I’ve seen is an ad for a robot puppy but in the ad, you can clearly see it is a real puppy, but they keep saying that it is a robotic AI powered puppy.

Sis your back! ⚰️

Get to steppin!

I live in north eastern Nevada and this guy cut me and 2 other cars off less than a block away from the red lite. I didn’t get a good look at him but he was an older boomer type guy with his wife.

Dear Grim Reaper: We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances. Sincerely yours, all of humanity.

WE ARE CHARLIE HORSE!

Rest in piss Chuck get fucked.

I’ve heard when Donnie was a little kid. His parents used to pit his other family members against each other to always compete and always be better than the other one and I’ve heard he has done the same thing with his kids and I’m sure he does that still.

This level of shitposting by Iran may soon pass 50 cent vs Diddy.

Definitely terminator 2. As well as the original Star Wars trilogy and back to the future trilogy are the few that I consider good all the way through.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Imma bout to get banned on instagram…

Agreed! The only issue I see with all of these people who are turning their back on him is that if or when Donny does drop a nuke, I have a feeling that every single one of them will be back on his bullshit like 1980s on cocaine.

I’m ok with the child rape. But I draw the line at higher gas prices. (Still pushes WW3 button) MAGA…

Make a quick side quest to the White House please.

Damn the price of cocaine is about to skyrocket.

Maybe Donny will get a double peace prize from Israel form closing, opening, and closing the straight…

Correction: Donny’s oil crisis will get worse.

She got her back blown out, by a sniper…

I think the mad max movies are like the James Bond’s movies were every other movie is good.

We will find those 11,780 votes one way or another! 🫲🍊🫱

2027 FIFA peace prize front runner.

The fridge in my kitchen is old enough to be sent off to war and die for Israel.

I hope for this too. If he is behind closed doors when it happens you can rest assured that the GOP, his administration, and Fox News will cover it up for as long as possible. Mitch McConnell was a test run for just this occasion.

This! Unfortunately I have a friend that is a fan of him. I just spoke to him on the phone on if he saw the extended trailer and he told me he is refusing to play the game. He may get it when it is on sale, but because Lucia is a playable female character, he will not be looking forward to playing it at all.

I am the snowflake now! 🫲🍊🫱

Think of this way. When it finally happens the joy is gonna hit harder than any drug ever.

Just don’t touch any kids…

Very true. In all honesty I haven’t seen him in person for quite a few years now.