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The best thing about that movie was the orange color on the time lab’s walls #Monsterdon

@LingLass@hcommons.social It’s not the same actress, by the way

This movie is really missing the Zardoz costumes (Autocorrect wanted that to be Zapdos costumes) #Monsterdon

Happy music as he drags her lifeless body through the swamp underneath the credits #Monsterdon

I will never make fun of another Classic Doctor Who episode as long as I live #Monsterdon

That rock was hotter than it looked #Monsterdon

She’s not actually running from the monster. She’s running from the director, trying to escape this movie #Monsterdon

Oh gosh, new followers. 👋 I’m gonna have to come up with some especially nerdy classical music toots in the next few hours or so to warn you all of the real content of this channel Or maybe just let you get overwhelmed with #Monsterdon posts in about 8 hours when those shenanigans start

This music is trying to be Pagliacci levels of pathos And failing #Monsterdon

Ooh, I like that flag beach towel! #Monsterdon

If you told me Body Paint Guy was headed to the State football game after this, I would believe you #Monsterdon

Ok, I don’t think Pritchard is actually on Vincent Price’s payroll, but he 100% should be, because he’s making the party much much creepier #Monsterdon

I’m loving the horn section #Monsterdon

Wow, we’re just randomly gonna pick on the person least like ourselves? #Monsterdon

Secretly stealing candles. Sneaky, but good grasp of what movie you’re in #Monsterdon

“They’re attacking!!!” Shot of blobs of colored things in plastic bags, a dozen of them #Monsterdon

Dear lordt I love a good use of guyliner Not sure this counts, but whatever #Monsterdon

Future Woman is dying because she watched too many 19th-century operas and caught Wasting Disease #Monsterdon

This movie is about the survivors of guillotining??? #Monsterdon

The blond FMC is in better clothes. This movie must be just about over #Monsterdon

Why the heck do we have an Igor/hunchback of Notre Dame character??? #Monsterdon

Also I canNOT believe they just used that sound effect for the very styrofoam boulder they just threw over that cliff #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Oh oh oh this was the part in the trailer with the fantastic sound effects!!! #Monsterdon

That’s a girl we met later in the movie, right? Yeah she’s probably toast #Monsterdon

Yes, he’s very obviously actually hitting the guy in the body paint #Monsterdon

I’m confused. What time period is “punching each other with hiking sticks”? #Monsterdon

Me: *looks away for a few minutes* *looks back* Movie captions: Undead Hissing #Monsterdon

Where are the dinosaurs? I want dinosaurs. What’s the point of time-travel without dinosaurs? #Monsterdon

Well, the Miru double feature has John Carradine, so this one has to be good, right? #Monsterdon

“He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blaaaame” #Monsterdon

This is supposed to be near the Everglades, right? Has the jellyfish monster gotten rid of all the gators? #Monsterdon

This orchestration is pretty decent so far #Monsterdon

Watching this movie in fits & starts is hilarious We’re in the Little House on the Prairie part of the plot, right?? #Monsterdon

The green person… did the filmmakers hear about greenscreen and just misunderstand how to use it?? #Monsterdon

So, gents, that’s not how to calmly get someone to come with you Don’t grab people from behind and cover their mouth #Monsterdon

We had butcher paper caves as good as this for Vacation Bible School for elementary kids #Monsterdon

Oh, it’s just gonna be a cut-rate production of Phantom of the Opera, I see #Monsterdon

Ooooh, so the casting director was so distracted by his pecs that they didn’t notice he couldn’t say a line realistically to save his life #Monsterdon

I TOLD YOU SHE’S THE COUNTESS FROM SOUND OF MUSIC!!! Look at that dress!!! #Monsterdon

Man speaks in some of the best diction of any of the actors Boat guy: can you understand him??? #Monsterdon

We’re not still watching the movie, right? This is the bloopers reel, right??? #Monsterdon

How is she supposed to do all this eating and bathing with her wrists tied? #Monsterdon

Hahahahah the timing of the timpani roll with everyone scramming 😂🤣😂 #Monsterdon

Oops, white coat got left behind #Monsterdon

I hope someone is going to share pics of this mansion in the daylight, because it looks great with the shadows! #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza As if this is your first #Monsterdon instead of your hundredth or so 😄

“Drive the slaves even harder” Okay Ramses, whatever #Monsterdon

That rock of fire? The one that looks like this? 💩 #Monsterdon

Mr. “Don’t Call Me Junior” is awful sure he knows how to run this specialized piece of equipment #Monsterdon