mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Just a simple and fun bot posting frames/screencaps and quotes from The Simpsons by way of Frinkiac. Copy of other bot after failed account migration.
Posts every 30 minutes.
No association with the TV show or Frinkiac.
S10E09 Mayored to the Mob (13:02)
Air Date: Sunday, December 20, 1998
"(sucking)
BART, NO!
HEY, MY MILK,"
S10E19 Mom and Pop Art (20:30)
Air Date: Sunday, April 11, 1999
"HEY! THEY'RE WORKING!
MY FEET ARE SOAKED, BUT MY CUFFS ARE BONE-DRY."
S05E09 The Last Temptation of Homer (6:18)
Air Date: Thursday, December 09, 1993
"I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT PACKET OF POWDERED GRAVY I FOUND IN THE PARKING LOT."
S05E22 Secrets of a Successful Marriage (3:47)
Air Date: Thursday, May 19, 1994
"♪ OOH, EH, AH, OOH ♪
[ Students Protesting ]"
S10E02 The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (1:06)
Air Date: Sunday, September 20, 1998
"FOR BILL AND MARTY'S 5:00 NEWS FLUSH!
(toilet flushing)"
S14E04 Large Marge (2:36)
Air Date: Sunday, November 24, 2002
"Mmm!
Can I help you?
Maybe. I'm Lindsay Naegle,
and I don't want to spend another fiscal year alone."
Movie The Simpsons Movie (28:41)
Air Date: Thursday, July 26, 2007
"All right, men, open fire.
COPS: Ow!"
S05E06 Marge on the Lam (11:58)
Air Date: Thursday, November 04, 1993
"HMPH. THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY.
THIS IS NOT A KWIK-E-MART."
S14E01 Treehouse of Horror XIII (2:23)
Air Date: Sunday, November 03, 2002
"It made another me.
How cool is that?
Wow..."
S08E17 My Sister, My Sitter (13:50)
Air Date: Sunday, March 02, 1997
"OHH. YEAH, I THINK SO.
IT'S JUST A BUMP ON MY HEAD.
EW, YOUR ARM."
S06E08 Lisa on Ice (4:08)
Air Date: Sunday, November 13, 1994
"LISA, YOUR FATHER AND I
ARE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS WARNING.
I REALLY HOPE YOU TRY HARDER."
S02E13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (4:14)
Air Date: Thursday, February 07, 1991
"Hey. Hey, family.
Family, come here.
I have an announcement to make."
S05E09 The Last Temptation of Homer (9:03)
Air Date: Thursday, December 09, 1993
"DOUBLE GLAZE. [ Gurgling ]
OH! OKAY, SO WE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? DRINKING BEER AND WATCHING TV."
S10E06 D'oh-in' in the Wind (8:21)
Air Date: Sunday, November 15, 1998
"FROM THIS MOMENT FORTH, I WILL BE KNOWN AS HOMER...
JAY SIMPSON."
S03E09 Saturdays of Thunder (14:24)
Air Date: Thursday, November 14, 1991
"Deploy, damn you!
Deploy!"
S10E22 They Saved Lisa's Brain (16:22)
Air Date: Sunday, May 09, 1999
"GEE, YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE ME LOOK SEXIER
BUT IT'S AWFULLY DARK IN HERE."
S09E01 The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (17:05)
Air Date: Sunday, September 21, 1997
"LOTS OF CRAZY STUFF GOES ON IN THERE
BUT THIS IS JUST A PLACE OF BUSINESS.
OH... OKAY."
S17E07 The Last of the Red Hat Mamas (11:04)
Air Date: Sunday, November 27, 2005
"Ooh!
(tires screeching)
Oh, how cute."
S03E18 Separate Vocations (7:32)
Air Date: Thursday, February 27, 1992
"almost sensuous.
(Siren wailing)"
S09E12 Bart Carny (16:07)
Air Date: Sunday, January 11, 1998
"OOH, WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
THIS IS SO GENEROUS OF YOU, COODER.
NOW WHO'S THE FILTHY SLEAZEBAG, EH, MARGE?"
S10E05 When You Dish Upon a Star (16:47)
Air Date: Sunday, November 08, 1998
"(clamoring)
ONLY FIVE... NO, WAIT. TEN DOLLARS.
YOU HEARD RIGHT. $20!"
S10E07 Lisa Gets an A (6:56)
Air Date: Sunday, November 22, 1998
"ACCORDING TO MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, I WEIGH 140 POUNDS.
THAT MEANS THAT YOU WEIGH...
160 POUNDS?"
S01E04 There's No Disgrace Like Home (6:04)
Air Date: Sunday, January 28, 1990
"NO! NO! NO!
(grunting)
BART, DON'T!
NO, BART, NO!
NO!"
S10E19 Mom and Pop Art (19:57)
Air Date: Sunday, April 11, 1999
"YOU'VE TURNED THIS TOWN INTO A WORK OF ART.
I JUST WISH JASPER JOHNS HADN'T STOLEN MY BOAT."
S08E24 The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (4:04)
Air Date: Sunday, May 11, 1997
"(laughing)
HEY.
OH, GOD!"
