NOT normal

first day as a second century warlord i have my sailors blockade an important strait that my enemy needs but i forgot they were already blockading it so all that happens is my sailors get hangry

the christian fixation on belief is so weird for a bunch of reasons. number one is that as an agnostic Jew this is a skill issue. oh your religion requires belief as a prerequisite for ritual? lmao look at this idiot he thinks you need to believe in God to believe in God

ten activities every growing boy needs to do EVERY DAY:

• scamper
• romp
• frolic
• gambol
• cavort
• prance
• scoot
• scurry
• trot
• skedaddle

the official monads.online stance is that computers should only be used by community members in good standing over age 35 and under the supervision of a rabbi

"I'm workin 9 to ∪Ꞁ" - salvador dali parton

benjamin netanyahu you cannot let this emirati slander go unaddressed. you know there is only one appropriate response, benjamin. dubai is greater israel! open another front! you'll need to cut through saudi arabia but that's not a problem they're also just temporarily embarrassed israelis. open another front benny

discrimination against Scottish people on this website has gotten fucking unreal. you can't talk about practicing the bagpipes without people laughing at you in your mentions, or post a picture of a nice haggis without the trolls coming out. it's gotten to the point that even those of us who stand with the Scots are being attacked for our solidarity. Well I say no more. I for one will not stand for this kilt by association

is your vassals repeatedly reconciling with your enemies something that they do when your empire is strong. someone help me figure this out

if china is actually capitalism i would love to have one china style capitalism please

men love to scream at me while im in the middle of taking my meds

mr president sir i commend you on your genius move to blockade the strait of hormuz while also blockading cuba. you should also send the US Navy, the Finest in the World, to blockade several more important shipping routes. may i suggest Bab al-Mandab, which is also controlled by an american enemy in Yemen. you could truly show China what for if you blockade the Taiwan Strait too sir. now that Spain has been being uppity you should also blockade the Strait of Gibraltar in order to show them who's boss. open another front, donald!!! open every front, donald!!!!

guy who thinks everyone who wears a top (clothing) is signifying that they are a top (sexual) and therefore everyone who goes around shirtless is a bottom

I Asked Every AI Chatbot Which Religion Is True. Now There's An Angry Mob Chasing Me With Pitchforks. My new piece for the NY Times.

c'mon donnie! every day you delay makes it worse! unconditional american surrender today!

holy fuck we have ex-Mossad guys saying it now

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/ex-mossad-chief-compares-settler-violence-holocaust

i loathe labeling things "distractions" because the reality is just that capitalism is undergoing (and causing) an omnicrisis where literally everything is getting worse at the same time, at speed. that being said it is incredible how much various shit has been dominating the headlines that the us has functionally gone anarcho-capitalist through completely boring bureaucratic means and people barely noticed

the male loneliness epidemic has been concentrated into one man and he lives in my apartment and needs to be constantly chased about it

im just saying. the praetorian guard did it all the time. you gonna let a bunch of toga-wearing legionaries show you up, secret service?

i have a GPU I need to tear down and repaste but looking at the videos it seems some of it is thermal padded and other parts are thermal pasted. is there any reason why i would want to do pads instead of all paste? maybe there's a height difference or something?

also can i use the same thermal paste i bought for my cpu on this bc i see some mentions of gpu thermal pastes and idk if that's a real thing i need to think about or a scam to sell more thermal paste

also when you look for my specific card you get many, many videos of teardowns claiming to be the same card but have clearly different internal structures bc gpus are insanity. but this is the one that I'm using for reference

https://youtu.be/jBZGprdyjFc