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He could be in this very theater! #Monsterdon #TheBat

"SWATCH!" Clearly a fan of fine plastic swiss time pieces. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

"In the cellar with Lance" Is that what the kids are calling it these days? #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

And the gold market subsequently completely collapsed. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreshow

You've only got one hour left to get your affairs in order Monsterdonians. Tonight's feature will include EMERGO! (simulated) You may want to have next of kin ready to be notified. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959 #EMERGO

This is when the langoliers come for them. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

What about 7 layer dip? Will there be 7 layer dip Vincent? #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Did the censors even watch this one? Honestly! #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Really they're all going to die of gas inhalation with all those lamps blow out. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

What we need a a Bat Break. #Monsterdon #TheBat

Yes movie. We remember this movie. We watched all of this already movie. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

It's #Halloween #Monsterdon! in one hour and 30min! Tonight in honor of William Castle I'll be providing (simulated) EMERGO! Can your mind take the unbelievable horror of EMERGO!! (simulated)

Zipper's looking really obvious there UM. #mosnterdon #monsterdonPreShow

I feel like someone's going to try to sell someone else a late model Chevrolet. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

He's got a tiny tiny head. Ultraman could crush it like a walnut. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

You have only 30 minutes to reach a safe distance! Just kidding there is no safe distance! EMERGO! (simulated)* Tonight on #monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959 ask your mortician if EMERGO! (simulated) is right for you. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

The Bat fights with JAZZ. #Monsterdon #TheBat

What a great start to Spooky Season! I hope y'all survived EMERGO! (simulated) Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Now they're just trying to pirate cable. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

I've got the weirdest Goldon right now. #Monsterdon #MonstersonPreShow

His coat doubles as hunting camouflage. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Egg Head: Gottlieb 1961 https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/egg-head #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

They thought he was a goner, but the bat came back. He just wouldn't stay awaaaaaaaaay. #Monsterdon #TheBat

Switch to reverse!? Oh yeah. Why didn't I think of that, genius. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreShow

Annnd here's the VPX table: https://vpuniverse.com/files/file/29532-egg-head-gottlieb-1961-emu-v-211-hybrid/ #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Who filled the hard drive with sparklers? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Sorry Bat. You didn't kill Vincent. You killed his stunt double! #Monsterdon #TheBat

That was Angry Red Planet. Don't think we didn't see that movie. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Okay, this is getting lewd. #Monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Ohh! They got the Outer Limits. I love this show. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Ohhh! He blows himself up! Okay that's pretty good. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

It's a simple point and click interface. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

It's a crime against art that Agnes didn't get her own murder mystery show. A 50's Murder She Wrote. #Monsterdon #TheBat

This plan. This plan is not a good plan. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

It's been too long since I've seen this one. Is Agnes Moorhead gonna go all Ms. Marlple in this one? I'm exceptionally here for that. #Monsterdon #TheBat

Well that was really not good. I wonder if they got a hold of all that other footage and thought they could make an entire film with one weekend of shooting. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

We have 999 Happy Haunts here, but there's always room for 1000. Any volunteers? If you insist on lagging behind you won't need to volunteer! #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

The three in the background are playing Pong. They didn't think we'd notice, but we did. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Pay attention DerWood. #Monsterdon #TheBat

Dude! I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party. That's a lot of acid. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Your.. Ghost Host. Kindly step all the way in please. There's no turning back now. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

They sure got lucky with the color scheme of all of their vehicles matching Ultraman like that. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Only 15 minutes left. Nurses will be positioned in the lobby and ready to help if anyone feels faint or the onset of heart palpitations following the supreme shock of EMERGO! (simulated). #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Air pollution 80%!! That was me. Sorry. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Have you tried turning it off and turning back on again? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"Remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?" These two know how to party. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

This is it! Scream! Scream for your lives!! #EMERGO#Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Two minutes is not enough time to prepare yourself for the spine tingling terror that is #Monsterdon! with #EMERGO! (simulated)

Just... you know.. step to the left please. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959