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Specifically, failed suicide attempts. It’s because a semicolon is used where a sentence could have ended, but keeps going.
If you won't credit the author, I guess I will:
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf

In general, old fables need more psyops.
It's more logical than Linux's version numbering system:
Does the major version number (4.x vs 5.x) mean anything?
No. The major version number is incremented when the number after the dot starts looking "too big." There is literally no other reason.