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It’s called sufficiently advanced technology.

I just do parentheticals (like this), since I never picked up formal writing.

Most of the money getting funneled to Nvidia came from them in the first place. That’s why they’re one of the chatbot’s biggest cheerleaders.

It's interesting that when you see them laid out like this you can more easily see the reasons people could have come to remember this way. For instance, conflating Jif and Skippy as essentially the same product, or getting an association of missing letters from the "eat mor chik'n" cows ad campaign.

The problem patents were solving was an inventor creating something and having it completely taken over by a well funded company leaving said inventor penniless. They created a new problem, though, when the well funded companies realized they could just buy all the patents and force everyone else to pay them while holding those ideas hostage.

GB to measure binary gigabytes came first. GiB was invented because advertisers and drive manufacturers are evil. Edit: and judges are technologically illiterate.

If they get rid of the bots, though, there won't be any more posts.

Water isn't like in the video games. It's still a hard landing that you wouldn't survive if you were going too fast. There's just much more margin for error trying to hit the ocean vs. a plot of land.

server cats

I tried to do that, but they wouldn't let the cats in the colo.

It should play a loud klaxon with the phrase "I am recording surreptitiously" overlayed on it.

Only because they don't count the Switch as handheld. Nintendo was pretty much the entire handheld market.

Least expensive until you have to buy ink or toner.

Disability pension isn't exactly easy to come by. You can only get it if a doctor manages to convince someone who's entire job is to stop you from getting it by any legal means necessary that you are incapable of holding a job because of what is affecting you 24-7 365. It's less a jackpot than a consolation prize.

If it becomes a big enough embarrassment they'll respond.

It is though.

Unfortunately, unless you've got a local mom and pop that only takes cash, you're not going to find any store where you won't get tracked.

he doesn't use it or the monarchy is fucked

That is the same as not having power.

That doesn't make what he said wrong.

Low bar, but fair enough.

Actually, the tough love approach can encourage them to find a job less damaging to the soul.

I can guarantee making them wait won't make them read if that wasn't their first choice to begin with. All you're doing is making them angrier for when they finally do get connected to a person.

No, ancient tribes were not soviets.

So essentially, communism is defined as something that cannot exist in reality.

This one.

I'm not saying they aren't. It's still correct, though.

They're really not.

They've never been good at naming things, but they now seem to be going out of their way to try to be the worst with the names of their software. For instance, they named the successor to the already generically named "remote desktop protocol" "windows app".

The French tried metric time. It was pretty quickly abandoned.

Right, in response to drive manufacturers using GB incorrectly.

I mean, every one of those definitions do not apply to LLMs.

They might be wanting to branch out to banning for protected reasons. They would need a handy excuse for that to avoid lawsuits.

Even that is not exactly easy.

High call volume is any amount greater than zero.

There is only one country that has ever nuked another, and NATO didn't exist back then.

The actual term is secular. The ones using sinner are the vegans of the Christian world.

Just don’t eat.

It’s not like they ever stopped. If you’re rawdogging ads, you are part of a bot net at the very least.

How come it’s all of the bad stuff and none of the cool stuff?

Main threat is rabies, which your pet should not have. Unless you need stitches, a good rinse with something sterile and a bandage are all you need. That’s all a hospital is going to give you. Maybe some antibiotics if it didn’t get cleaned quickly enough.

That depends on how it’s recondensed. For distilled water you need a sterile collector.

Yes, but stupid people are often evil on purpose.

It sounds like at least one cheater already figured it out. Just swap the chips. Then sell the old one used and pass the problem onto someone else.

They’ve got so much money tied up in chatbot infrastructure that when the bubble pops, they’ll be in a bad way. They’ve got to desperately prop it up to survive.

Okay hypochondriac. Why aren’t you already vaccinated?

Our first mistake as a nation was not kicking out the royalists.

Still the easiest way to get a throwaway email that isn’t banned everywhere. I wouldn’t want to use my real mail job searching.

I don’t have the luxury of turning down jobs for windows, but I do draw the line at using it on my own systems. They want me to use it, they have to provide the hardware.

If it’s your own cat and you do regular vet visits, it’s fine as long as you clean the cuts properly.

That’s 84.

It was for Jewish youth groups in the New York area. It wasn’t getting sent to Israel. Still kind of a scam, though.