Diplomjodler

If you work hard enough, since day you’ll be able to hunt poor people for sport too!

AI industry says Trump plans to tax chips in the “single dumbest way imaginable” I mean, in what other way would he do it, than the single dumbest way imaginable?

The trouble is that most people treat music like stock music or background noise. Most songs being played in the radio these days have sounded like AI way before the current AI craze.

I’m sure this is going to be a stunning masterpiece of cinematic art.

I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.

I use Mint, BTW.

I bet they’ll forget my double guacamole again!

The real joke is always in the comments.

"it's all because of capitalism."

That must be one hell of a blender.

The purpose of cops is not to reduce crime.

Shouldn't we get to know each other first?

He’s just hungry. Never been fed in his entire life, ever.

Such a cool project. Now, if only I didn't live 1000 km from the sea in a small apartment...

Personally I've never met a single self professed Christian that I would have considered a good person. So headlines or not, I have my doubts there.

The solution is obviously cocaine.

Do the loaner tits come with a girl attached?

Let's just stop speculating about what he was thinking. At this point it's entirely random.

Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?

Yeah I'll make a design on the back of a napkin. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Definitely not coming to a battlefield near you any time soon.

Do you get paid for being on stand-by? If not you're being robbed.

This is the correct answer. It may be worthwhile to advocate for more privacy conscious IT in public institutions but you'll be up against a huge amount of corporate lobbying.

But did he fuck any couches?

Won't anybody think of the jobs in the orphan crushing industry?!?

Nigel is mad. Enough said.

Done!

That's a pretty standard military term.

But it appeals to a lot of people.

I’ve been using both Unix/Linux and Windows with Outlook for longer than most people here have been around. So yeah, Totes McGoats, my friend.

I hate Microsoft and everything they stand for. I only use Linux on my private devices. But this particular issue is just a dumb thing to complain about.

Why does it only ever expand but never contact?

Some people actually want their computer to just work, without having too much of a faff. For people like that something like Mint is a great option. If you have a lot of time and see mucking about with the computer as a hobby, installing Arch etc. can be fun. But for the rest of us it’s just not a sensible use of our time.

No. This is what “journalism” is these days.

Nazis doing Nazi things.

You could, you know, check your calendar? Set reminders? Do anything at all that implies a minimum of competence?

Um Leute kennen zu lernen, muss man das Haus verlassen. Folge mir für mehr Lebensprofitips.

A lot of modern art is based on art from indigenous cultures. In fact all cultural development is taking what is already there, doing a little remix and maybe adding a few new aspects.

Soon they will expand beyond the Middle Eastern market too.

It’s OK, because god told me to do it.

It’s the Cheshire Cat, obviously.

The sloth now weighs over 100 kg and still doesn’t move.

I’d watch that anime.

Where’s the link?

Nothing could be more in character for Trump than trying to exonerate Nixon.

And it’s still great once you know what you’re doing. If you just want your computer to work, Mint is a fantastic option.

I’d read that.

People underestimate the influence a single person can have on history. Without Hitler, there would have been no Nazi Germany. Without Trump, the Nazi movement in the US will fall apart. They’re certainly not going away but without a Führer they’ll just be a bunch of bickering factions. And none of the other fuckers will be able to rally their base the way Trump did.

The sloth just hangs there and refuses to move. What do I do?

Nice try, Ea-Nasir.