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Son of a Megachurch Minister Man #ExtravagantSongsOrPoems #HashTagGames

@taylorsmith@sunny.garden My motto: "When life gives you lemons, make limoncello."

@theropologist@beige.party In Beige We Trust.

@peter@thepit.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social @bks@mastodon.social so many profiteers from automated death panels, so few Luigis.

@angiebaby no one even asked Jeeves if he was OK.

@cmconseils@mastodon.social just didn’t want my workmates stealing my blank floppies!

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social Nambia is missing.

@shlee@aus.social “In light of the upcoming Rapture…” “In an abundance of caution, after Satan’s attacks….”

@openhomefoundation@fosstodon.org cool. Because android knows what I’m asking for when I say things and it refuses to do them, especially music controls for 3rd party music apps. #android #googleisevil #googleisfascist

@internetsdairy@mastodon.art Split up the CD’s, Phoebe.

@Nerde@beige.party Feed a chat bot CEO emails, and it learns how to lie.

I just called the rocketmortgage Chatbot a pathological liar. I invoked the chat to ask where the upload button was for my tax document. It told me. Go to your inbox. I said it’s not there. There’s no button there. Then it told me a different website rocketmortgage.com instead ofrocket.com. I tried that. Nope it took me back to rocket.com. I went to the inbox. There’s no button there. I said there’s no upload button there. The bot told me I needed to contact a client service person to upload the tax statement. Wait a second I said you just told me there was a button for it. Oh, we changed it now you have to talk to a customer rep. Why I asked. Security reasons, it answered. Why didn’t you tell me that in the first place? We recently changed the policy was the answer. Well that stinks. Why did you change the policy? Security reasons was the answer. I said it seems like you’re making up any story you want like an artificial intelligence liar. What’s wrong with you? I understand your frustration it answered. Would you like me to connect you to a customer service person? You’re just trying to get rid of me aren’t you? I answered. You’ll tell any lie just to get rid of me.

@paul@oldfriends.live I hope she got some of that after her attorneys got paid.

@WearsHats@realsocial.life @dan@discuss.systems "I was told Friday is coming. Why are things not better?"

@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk I’m getting a bad link

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social I think it's safe to assume the screwup was not from a Biden hire or Rubio's staff would have called them DEI.

@paninid@mastodon.world @Kierkegaanks@beige.party oh the lucky falk.

@david42 That was discussed in the Samsung class action lawsuit group. Nobody got the UPS to work here’s why. https://howtofixit.net/can-you-run-a-fridge-refrigerator-on-a-ups-battery-backup/

@valthonis@dice.camp Atlanta? Ben Franklin would hit the brew pubs. And the lonely wives at Whole Foods.

@megatronicthronbanks yes everybody in the class action lawsuit knows the keypad combination to get it OUT of demo mode. Samsung has not offered a fix to prevent demo mode. The fridge came with the house. I have a Whirlpool now.

@abominabledrh@mastodon.ie “you remind me a lot of C-3PO” is not a compliment, on my planet.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I just read a commentary today called "Society's Repair Begins With Arse" So true.

@dgar@aus.social I ignored it and continued scrolling. Margin of error, right?

@DarkAthena ok true but I never know what to say these days! :) "These young women, we're so proud of them," the high school principal said.

@david42 And it's not like there's ANYWHERE near my fridge to put a UPS unless I get new kitchen cabinets.

@CGLambdin@mastodon.social damn, there’s already a band called The Infrasonics.

@Niall@mastodon.nz @quasirealsmiths@beige.party any chance they were on autopilot?

@ProPublica@newsie.social #SCOTUS probably using #ai for most decisions.

@Noortjevee I'll wager it's someone the US had sanctioned.

@fakemetrotrains@mastodon.au #noaltnoboost

@NicksWorld@mastodon.stickbear.me @prism@infosec.exchange omg he is such a Dick. #shitpost

@wulfric@beige.party Loved this movie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19652910