@ZaneSelvans@social.coop if this was in a movie I'd call it heavy-handed

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop It's not a Target; it's a Hobby Lobby. "Crafter's Secret" is their house brand yarn. So thrice cursed. https://www.ravelry.com/yarns/library/hobby-lobby-crafters-secret-cotton-solids

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop tfw capitalism absorbs and commodifies all critiques of itself 😔

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop I think they've learned irony, guys! We've lost!

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop perfect.

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop I think about this every time I'm there, which is more often than I'd like. They think it works because their customers know what Christmas is "really" about, even though that's completely external to the Seuss story.

Disgruntled retail worker ftw!

lol , lmao even

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop Geisel wept.

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop aight, ya made me snort my beer. That is funny.

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop „Does not include Scotch Tape“ 😎😂 Well, using cords or glue to wrap the gifts…

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recuperation_(politics)

@ZaneSelvans@social.coop Oh, snap!