Anyway. Results.

Baguette: Average: 10.30m Best: 11.50m (The first, timid throw of just over 8m really dragged down the average).

Naan (discus): Average: 11.27m Best: 12.01m The final disintegration throw was not measurable and was deemed a foul under international bread-throwing law.

Naan (Frisbee) Average: 11.06m Best......

With the final throw, I caught the wind perfectly and the Frisbee naan sailed out to an unprecedented 13.20m!

The naan was triumphant. Discus naan held the average record. But Frisbee naan achieved glory with the best distance of the day.

We will now all stand for the national anthem of Naania.

And @HailsandAles@metalhead.club, I hope you're happy. That's 45 minutes of my life I'll never get back.