@strdst diagnosis: your brain goes too fast all the time treatment: eat amphetamines

@strdst Oh and the Meth affects you in the opposite way to normal people, no one knows why. It just is.

@strdst “The meth made you…unpleasant, we’ll try a blend of speed.”

@strdst if you're lucky, and the amphetamines aren't completely banned in your country because it's doing a 40 years later war on drugs

@strdst omg it's mee

@strdst Like a lot of diseases, it's less funny to the people who have it.