@nonfedimemes@wetdry.world those noodles are a test invented for Italian people to see if they'll do the sane (but taboo) thing and break their pasta in half or go mad trying to make Wacky Wavy Flailing Noodly Nightmare work.

@nonfedimemes@wetdry.world Pasta straws are a thing. I have gotten these at a local restaurant for drinking through. I can report they did not get soggy in normal use. I have not tried cooking them. https://pasta.life/

@nonfedimemes@wetdry.world I once bought a bag of these out of curiosity. Cooking was alright but instantly as I started eating they revealed their chaotic evil true selves. Call Ethan Hunt because eating these bad boys is a mission impossible. Good luck wrestling them down your esophagus. Won't get any help from your fancy masks or daredevil antics. You have encountered The Pasta From Hell.

@nonfedimemes@wetdry.world file that under "cursed tumblr foods" with "battery acid spaghetti" and "The Flavor"