Hands up if you would absolutely have believed a headline saying that the State Department was going to restore America's masculine greatness by communicating only in Impact Bold from now on.
Mandrake, do you know why I only issue memos in impact bold, and only in a 48 point font?
It's the diversities, Mandrake. The wokes. Sapping our masculine serifs and fluoridating our precious bodily fluids.