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  I am like 100% sold on the idea that alphys is the knight

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  90s: MTV and cartoons are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 00s: video games and the internet are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 10s: ipads and social media? we turned out fine 20s: chatGPT and AI generated children's content? we turned out fine 30s: gerber-life-grow-up LLM teacher/advertiser for babies age 0-19? we turned out fine 40s: the time-dilated sleeptime content network optimized for fear-based attention retention using personalized pornographic gore im...

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  walmarts used to have benches other than for waiting at the pharmacy!. I'm trying to remember if other supermarkets had/have seating like that. I can think of a few large groceries that have outdoor seats+tables, one has an indoor bench. Targets have that food court thing. Menards used to have a whole structure that looked like one of those open buildings at parks that have picnic tables in them. stores in america are so fucking big and the only comfortable place to sit around is your car

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  camcorder resting on the nearest convenient surface to record blown out gameplay footage of a ps2 game on a CRT at a noticable angle. whenever the game fades to black, you can see the person playing in the reflection of the TV, sitting on the floor in their bedroom. the glare blows out the screen to pure white for several seconds when it fades back. occasional commentary from the kid playing, training himself to be mad at the game because the funniest thing on the internet right now is The Angry...

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  imagining a future where humans have brain implants that functionally replace smart phones for most people. it lets you experience content as if it's a memory, you can see and hear things in "videos" as well as feel what the recorder was feeling at the time and are influenced by their biases + perception. A very popular genre of shortform-memory-content is the experience of kids learning simple concepts in elementary school. A variation on this content is combining the feeling with...

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  If you have to distort characters like this to find them attractive, please, please, just go jerk off to human women instead. You're not strong enough to handle it at its best so you have to make it into a bald anime girl? just for some cum? what's even the point anymore

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  as much as simpson porn frightens+anguishes me I respect how on-model a lot of it is. It's about respect.

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  i completely forget that my posts get mirrored to bsky until I get the notification that someone over there commented. the difference in the types of comments i got on that pikachu boobs post from fedi vs bsky is pretty funny

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  i wish the bsky bridge domain was just like blueskybridge.com or something i can never remember if its bsky.bridgy or bsky.bri.dgy or b.sky.bridge.y or whatever the hell

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  bluesky has a 300 character limit ? it mangles all my best posts where i go on and on about some bullshit i made up

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