90s: MTV and cartoons are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 00s: video games and the internet are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 10s: ipads and social media? we turned out fine 20s: chatGPT and AI generated children's content? we turned out fine 30s: gerber-life-grow-up LLM teacher/advertiser for babies age 0-19? we turned out fine 40s: the time-dilated sleeptime content network optimized for fear-based attention retention using personalized pornographic gore imagery of friends and family members? we turned out fine 50s: the only recreational activity and/or jobs available to working class people of all ages are: 1) wearing some kind of device that broadcasts sensations into your brain that rapidly alternate between forcing ejaculation and making you so stressed out you vomit 2) renting a drone to fly to your house that forces you to vaguely hallucinate it as a floating logo of whatever brand is sponsoring it. it has a small chance of sexually pleasuring you while you donate brain-work hours to help its parent company calculate trajectories of the guided missiles that members of the Upper Middle Class play with in games of "Real-Time GenoGolf!" in the newly acquired american territory "Neo Middle East Sponsored By WaltonCoin". turned out fine