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Falx Cerebri

falxcerebri@mindly.social

<p>I&#39;m using this account for <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>writing</span></a>.</p>

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    #USpol Transferring a well known goon back to HQ is not a change in direction. Pulling 700 thugs out of Minnesota is not a change in direction. A change in direction would be not asking for another $10 billion to help hire 10,000 new thugs. A change in direction would be reallocating the $35 billion assigned last year to roughly doubling the federal prison capacity. What we’re seeing this week is an attempt to save face until they get another 10 billion dollars to hire more goons.

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    DEALS DEALS DEALS!!1! NOW through right before you GET TO OUR STORE, we have HUGE 30 % DISCOUNTS OFF of our ALREADY LOW LOW LOW profit margins on THOUSANDS OF ITEMS that YOU! &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Don’t!&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; WANT!!!1! That’s right folks, this week at Slave Labor Depot, you can SAVE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS if you buy our entire 57,000 pound inventory of safety-recalled, Christmas themed, Exxon logo-ed, expired, Diabetes Maker brand hard candies made if 100% PURE high fructose co...

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    TFW you get fresh spices, but keep using the same amount.

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    I’d like a bumper sticker to attach to Teslas immediately after “I bought this before Elon went crazy” that says “…way back when he was merely a racist, misogynistic, eugenics kinkster who ruined twitter and the night sky. BEFORE THE TREASON, though, I swear!”

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    Autocomplete on my phone is now consistently ‘correcting’ correct words to obvious typos, but doesn’t even have a suggestion for half the ‘one-letter-off’ typos I make. I don’t even have a quippish punch line.

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    To combat the addictive nature of social media, we shall hence forth regulate it much like cocaine, and only allow dealers to provide children with small daily doses. #socialmedia #facebook #regulation

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    #Apple’s dev process for #iOS 26: “Okay Chat GPT, give me a list of ways to add an extra click to accomplish each of the fifty most common user tasks. Then list 20 ways to waste screen space. Finally, redesign the visual style so poorly no one talks about the first two changes.”