DEALS DEALS DEALS!!1! NOW through right before you GET TO OUR STORE, we have HUGE 30 % DISCOUNTS OFF of our ALREADY LOW LOW LOW profit margins on THOUSANDS OF ITEMS that YOU! <small>Don’t!</small> WANT!!!1! That’s right folks, this week at Slave Labor Depot, you can SAVE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS if you buy our entire 57,000 pound inventory of safety-recalled, Christmas themed, Exxon logo-ed, expired, Diabetes Maker brand hard candies made if 100% PURE high fructose corn syrup! ACT NOW!