Mat B
TwoClownsEating@beige.party
<p>Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.</p><p>I'm a silly fucker.</p><p>Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.</p><p>Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).</p><p>Please add <a href="https://beige.party/tags/AltText" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AltText</span></a> i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.</p>
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Not exactly a hot take. But the "you get an extra hour in bed" when the clocks go back doesn't take into consideration 1) Kids (don't respect or understand it) 2) Pets (don't respect or understand it) 3) My body clock (doen't respect or understand it) 4) It's now nighttime before I finish work Farmers should just get up earlier. They always boast about how early they get up for their heavily subsidised jobs. Nonsense. Set your alarm clock not mine.
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#totp I've got literally hundreds of incredible records and I watch this nonsense for 2 hours on a Friday night. I guess it's the company. Have a great weekend TOTP fam :bb:
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#totp Is his band from a rival chicken restaurant? Could be a bit tense backstage.
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#totp Smoke machine disappointing dads up and down the land
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#totp Relatable tonight #FukenWimdey
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#totp "He's got the very best music Gary Davies...- Yeah, can I just stop you there bruv.
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#totp I do feel like the other brothers were trolling the baldy one.
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#totp Now we're talking
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#totp For all the jumping around and whatnot the music is actually pretty pedestrian.
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#totp Less of an intro, more a 321 question.
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#totp New Romantic x Nigel Farage
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#totp Unnecessary cover version klaxon.
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#totp A Disco(?) tune about Reggae. It's definitely not Reggae whatever it is. Weird.
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#totp Irene Cara absolutely bodying the rest of them ๐
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#totp Drum kit with no drummer. That's a new one ๐
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#totp Kylie welcome, on a number of levels #OneForTheDads
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Play Dre you cowards #TOTP
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#TOTP Noasis with their other song here. Noel so coked up he needs a chair.
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#TOTP Did all of Boyzone get in a teleporter with Billy Ray Cyrus and this lad stepped out the other end?
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Interesting. I have an Instagram account. I don't use it other than for following some music, artists and remote friends on occasion. It just suggested I follow @wendinoakland@beige.party who, though we have met in person, my only contact with is on here (not in my contacts and my contacts are hidden from it). So Instagram is scraping accounts and connections here is my conclusion.
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Fucking hell. Dashed in Sainsbury's for a sandwich for my train journey, wasn't really paying much attention. Get on the train and on closer inspection I see the brand is "Sando". Whatever. Until, I read the text below. No, just fucking no. We are not calling sandwiches "sandos". Raging here. I bet Jamie Oliver is behind this bullshit.
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Space Afrika played the Opera House in Blackpool last night. Grimy Mancunian ambient music with a street level soul to it. They rose to the occasion, and had an opera singer they've been collaborating with, join them. Absolutely captivating. Quite incredible. Voice as an instrument (she sang no words only tones). Stole the show ๐ Magic.
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Our music festival neighbours are rocking this absolute power move of a vehicle. Not exactly roomy inside for living but what a ride. Vintage Citroen DS Ambulance. I'm not a car person but jealous doesn't come close to describing my feelings about this motor.
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Safety first on Rave Oddessy 2026. Lollipop lady on the dancefloor ensuring a safe crossing between realms.
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"Shithole countries" - the President of America talking about African countries. When they tell you who they are, listen. I love my North American friends, and I have many here and in meatspace, but this is some shameful shit. Invite the world to visit you to boost your economy, and treat effectively VIPs like this? Embarrassing. The world is watching and you've shown your racist arse for all to see. I have right papers and visa - barred referee Artan - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sp...
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Watched the film Wicked Little Letters last night. It had kind of passed me by when it came out. Lovely, funny little film with a great cast. I love her so much already, but Olivia Colman&#39;s performance was incredible as always. Effortlessly perfect. She tells a story without words.
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My life is pretty mundane most of the time but I just took a trip to the big Tesco on the outskirts of a boring market town that was quite an adventure. First I was driving along a local A road, stuck behind a group of about 8 jalopies, chuntering along at 20 miles an hour, not typical traffic, some kind of rally for cars from the early 1900s. Drove to the far end of Tesco&#39;s car park into what appeared to be a middle eastern wedding party, in the car park of a very white town. About 30...
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So, last night at a music festival I got chatting with a guy in his 30s, from Cardiff (Wales). I mentioned my family were originally from there (within about 5 miles). He asked where I grew up, because I'm clearly not Welsh. West London, in a shitty little town. Oh really? Where? I told him and he said his dad was from there, and without prompting named the housing estate I grew up on. Turns out I lived very near to and went to primary school with his Dad. After a slightly mind bending we...
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Nancy Sinatra was working in the costume department on the movie The Deerhunter. Robert De Nero was trying on his military uniform and complained to her that his footwear was too big. &quot;Oh Bobby darling, that&#39;s because these boots were made for Walken&quot;
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Daphne out exercising (and exercising her democratic right) today. #DogsAtPollingStations