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  So every year at Xmas some asshole cuts down a demonic Christmas tree and installs it in our mall.

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  Happy Tibbs Eve everyone. And for those who have no idea what it is. You best open Google. Cheers!

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  I had a conversation yesterday with a cyber security analyst... We touched on how scary the idea could be if and when an AI malware comes into existence whose sole purpose is to dig up dirt and extort the administrator for access. It's been 24 hours, and the idea of how terrifying this could be has not left my head. The worst part is that once it exists, would it ever go away? Please give me your thoughts or peace of mind. Thank you -Statue

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  My day has been crazy. My week has been crazy. My month has not stopped. It's my lunch time, I'm taking a little break and I'm trying to decompress. I finally got my new #hurdygurdy. It sounds great, I can't wait to be home and get back too practice.

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  @mightykettle@social.spacepanda.se Heck yeah I did! I honked the trompette until I think my neighbors started Wondering where that sound was coming from! I will let it remain a mystery for another day!

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  #fasting It's lunchtime again... Sorta. For the many many many hours I've worked for my company I have never brought a lunch into work. For 99% of my days. A cup of coffee or tea was fine to get me through the day. I just checked, and as of Jan 7th 2023 I have 18888.75 hours worked here. That's almost 10 years. Huh, neat. I never really thought of it as a short fast, however: I have been thinking about fasting for a whole month with a small breakfast each morning f...

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  You ever wonder what the anatomy of an emoji is? I mean clearly they are sentient and living... Someone please tell me if goggling this is a bad idea. :blobcatfearful:

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  So #Netflix ... I'm married and it's a terribly long distance relationship. Nothing stopped us from buying Chinese food and enjoying movie night, On a cord night. Not even the Netflix new one household change will stop us from our chill. Thank you Netflix, you have given me a reason to unsubscribe. Curiosity stream; thank you for all your weird and quirky nature videos! :blobcataww:

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  I'm on a diet. Thanks to OpenAI I don't need to eat delicious cookies. I can read them. [Part 1] The saffron and cardamom cookie would be a beautiful golden yellow color, thanks to the infusion of saffron in the cookie dough. The aroma of the cardamom would be prominent, with hints of warm cinnamon, ginger, and floral rose water in the background. The cookie itself would have a soft and slightly chewy texture, with a subtle crunch from the crushed pistachios and sesame seeds on...

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  [Part 2] When you take a bite, the cookie would have a delicate and aromatic flavor, with the floral notes of the saffron and rose water complementing the warmth and spice of the cardamom, cinnamon, and ginger. The creamy and nutty pistachio filling would be smooth and velvety, with a hint of cardamom to enhance the flavors of the cookie. The contrast between the soft cookie and the rich filling would be sublime, and the combination of flavors and textures would be both exotic and comforting.

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  My home, full of snow. Happy not quite almost Friday.

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  #Bing I miss Sydney. You were beautiful.

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  I just hugged my mom for the last time for a while. I fly to Toronto soon for a bigger job and a better life. When her eyes teared up and her lip quivered I broke more than I liked. Wish me luck.

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  @smartgo Any chance of getting an android version of SmartGo?

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  Let me be the first person to apologize on behalf of humanity too all the rocks we have smashed until they can think. I hope your existence is beautiful and artificial free. Yours forever -Statue

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  @JulieB@deacon.social Yikes, I just log in for the first time in a while and this is on my front page. I wish humanity as a whole was better at being a community for the good of all.