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  Final Fantasy 7 remake and Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth are both on a ridiculously good sale right now (75% off and 70% off respectively, which is crazy for a AAA title) and I am like. I'm legitimately having a hard time deciding whether or not to get them. The filesize is *rough,* but I've had kind of a passive interest in playing the re-done FF7 for a while now, and this is in all likelihood the best chance I'm ever gonna get to act on that interest. But I need a second opin...

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  As a client services rep, the bane of my existence is those customers who give you not enough information to be able to help them, so you ask a clarifying question to get the info you need to help them, but then instead of answering that question, they turn it upside down, flip it on its side a few different ways, and then answer that version of the question, perfectly avoiding giving you any helpful info.

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  I got bitten by radioactive moss and now every full moon I just get stuck to a rock and don't do anything for the whole night this lichenthropy sucks

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  I'd love to see a classic heist movie, except the "crew" of highly skilled misfits is a bunch of poor guys who knew each other in college, and the budget for gear, bribes, and generally everything they'll actually be using for said heist totals 10 bucks and a chicken sandwich from Popeye's. Like, part comedy of errors (the heisters are so thoroughly unimpressive that nobody takes them seriously, which opens opportunities for them), part wow these dipshit...

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  There's a mechanic that I saw once in a particular past version of Tinker's Construct, which I am legitimately disappointed I've never seen in any other game or mod that I can remember: ammunition with durability. For context. Tinker's Construct is a pretty damn popular mod for Minecraft, which adds modular tools and weapons; instead of turning sticks and iron ingots into a fully formed pickaxe, you can create a separate tool handle, pickaxe head, and some kind o...

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  A house isn't a home unless it contains a crystal glass decanter filled with amber-colored liquid

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  I have a very silly tattoo idea. For context, my family has a semi tradition of getting commemorative tattoos when we travel; a while ago I went on a trip that we thought would be taking me to Homer, Alaska, but it wound up not going to Homer specifically. Still, the bit of Homer excitement we had gave me the idea of Homer Simpson, in a toga - like Homer the poet might have worn - hitting a home run in front of a certain monument from Homer, Alaska. So, Homer, as Homer, hitting a homer, in Home...

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  Idea for a Vine that just flashed into my head, years after Vine died: A: (carefully examining a small glass cup with no markings) "is this dishwasher safe?" B: "we're about to find out!" (Takes the cup and tosses it into the dishwasher) (One frame of explosion coming from the dishwasher) (Smash cut to news report with the smoldering wreckage of a house in the background) Reporter: "we are here live at the devastating aftermath of some dumba...

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  Recently, while I was on an outing in town, I saw someone reclining in a wheelchair. It took me a moment to realize that was odd, since to my knowledge wheelchairs aren't supposed to lean that way, so I looked a little closer, and I realized their wheelchair had an extra pair of wheels, really tiny ones that were raised a bit off the ground, for the express purpose of leaning back on and reclining. And I thought that was pretty cool.

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  So here's a fun fact that I'm delighted to have learned: apparently, there are, like, way more fish in the sea than we thought. Like ridiculously so. Over ten times our estimates in some cases. And giant squid? You have no idea. Just from how frequently any sign of giant squid was discovered anywhere in the world, we assumed they were extremely rare. Turns out no, they're swarming the fuck out of the deep sea and we had no idea for the longest time. So, how did we find this out? Wel...

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  I'm getting increasingly attached to a silly character concept I came up with off the cuff: a demon (or devil or what have you) bound into service by a poorly-worded contract. Known by such quotes as: "I offered that bastard two wishes. They used the first wish to get a damn good lawyer." "Call me what you will. My contract does not require me to divulge my true name. And if you ask for it, I WILL slap you. Mister Smithson calls me Mendy." "I&...

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  I have been informed that there exists a variety of tomato that grows extremely small. To the point that each individual tomato is the size of, like, a blueberry. And they're really sweet and tasty, but harvesting them is a pain. I can't help but assume this is how tomatoes used to look before we domesticated them, or at least very close to it. I have no proof, obviously, but it just makes sense that a "wild" tomato would have a much smaller berry, right?

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  I can't believe I never thought to add peanut butter to my ramen broth before now. This shit slaps so hard. I can't even taste how shitty the Maruchan noodles are. I don't know if I'm going to be able to go back to eating instant ramen without peanut butter, this is so good.

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  Little caesar's pizza is weird. It's hard to explain what I mean by that. Best I can do is like, I can taste quality, ok? If you give me food, I can savor it, and be like "oh yeah, this is high-quality stuff, they used good ingredients and good technique" or "this is really low quality, like really cheap bottom of the barrel stuff." That in mind: by my measure, the pizza at Little Caesars has no quality to speak of. It doesn't taste *go...

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  I feel like homebrewed retro games are gonna make a surge. A creation kit for random folks to make their own N64 games got released recently. apparently the same sort of thing exists for gameboy because someone released a gameboy-compatible rom for a fanmade gameboy animal crossing game on itch.io. (link by the way: https://richterwilker.itch.io/animal-forest-gb-folk ) And I'm not even looking for this stuff specifically, it just rolled onto my dash. I just get the feeling this is gonna...

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  uggghhh just woke up from a nap and I feel so... I dunno, pubby seems an appropriate word I don't wanna get up, I don't wanna go back to work tomorrow, I don't even wanna move. I just wanna curl up on the couch like a pampered kitty and sleep aaaaaaaallllll week, occasionally getting up for a few hours at a time to do some eating or gaming or watching fun things. I hate that I have to spend 40 hours a week doing stressful work... I wish we lived in a more just world where...

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  Mott's as a brand can be describe simply as: Mid (affectionate)

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  I'm starting to learn why my digestive system hates me... I need to never eat Albertsons' Nashville hot chicken tenders again. Everything burns...

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  I'd like to see a Wreck-It Ralph short where there's some kind of retro celebration at the arcade, so the arcade owner brings in, among other classic rented cabinets, turbotime. And naturally, after being plugged in, Turbo decides to head into the circuit breaker and mingle with the rest of the game characters, who are all absolutely terrified of him because of what the previous Turbo did. I imagine it probably ends with Ralph and Vanillope sitting down and having a pleasant chat...

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  Why did Bubsy, of all failed attempts to make a new mascot from that time period, stick? Like, I can see why Blinx and Vexx and Awesome Possum and Aero the Acro-Bat and whatnot fell into obscurity, but why out of all those did Bubsy manage to stay relevant? Were sales for the first two Bubsy games just that good? Was it The Room syndrome from Bubsy 3D? Was it something else? Like I'm genuinely confused here. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining; Bubsy 4D looks absolut...

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  I'm starting to sober up so I deleted my face reveal lol still had a great time getting drunk in a low light dive bar with my very cool mom

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  Concept: in this fantasy setting, an adventurer (or adventuring party) hears of a nearby kingdom with a mad king problem, and so resolves to help the people overthrow the mad king. When they arrive at the border, they say they've come to defeat the mad king, but the guard just gives a knowing laugh and lets them past without incident. When they stop for a rest at an inn, they again say they've come to defeat the mad king, but are surprised when this prompts the folks they&#...

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  Crackers in 2025: Ingredients: enriched bleached wheat flour, maltodextrin, gum zorbate, dozens of alchemical words nobody knows Crackers in 1950: Ingredients: stuff ;)

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  That awkward moment when you hear the word "maw" and you can't tell whether it's a southerner trying to get their mother's attention or a furry trying to get their mommy to eat them

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  Imagine if you will: a modern fantasy setting, wherein a house party in a bougie part of town is about to kick off. Guy in fashionable religious vestments: "Heyoooo! I'm Dalton, I'm a cleric of Bodacious, lord of revelry, and I'm here to make this party ROCK. Fifty gold up front." Party host: "Fifty gold?!?" Dalton, cleric of parties: "Yah dude, the whole reason y'all called me in was to make sure nobody gets hungover....

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  Guys Evolution is Bob Ross "There are no mistakes in biology. Only happy accidents."

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  Look at this very squoomshed kirble

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  I will say what needs to be said