I have a very silly tattoo idea. For context, my family has a semi tradition of getting commemorative tattoos when we travel; a while ago I went on a trip that we thought would be taking me to Homer, Alaska, but it wound up not going to Homer specifically. Still, the bit of Homer excitement we had gave me the idea of Homer Simpson, in a toga - like Homer the poet might have worn - hitting a home run in front of a certain monument from Homer, Alaska. So, Homer, as Homer, hitting a homer, in Homer. The only thing I haven't been able to decide about this tattoo: where should I put it?