My new post at @bazbt3 🏡: Beyond My wife, directly to me just now as I learned over to kiss her forehead: Do not touch me, you skanky bastard. All I did was list the contents of the burger bun I'd just eaten: Jalapeño Beyond burger Low-fat cheese slice Tomato ketchup (Tesco) Skippy smooth peanut butter Her response to hearing... https://bt3.com/2026/08/06/beyond-2/ #bazbt3 #BlogPost