2026-09-21 01:22 UTC
We decide to go outside and admire the swimming pool by our Modernist Everglades Boomer Mansion. We learn there will be a party tomorrow where we bring over college students for what I must assume will be a drunken science orgy.
Anyway, said college students arrive on a boat, suitably drunk and twisting. We do the twisty dances. Twist, twist, twist. Also the camera points all the Girl Butts (TM).
#monsterdon #StingOfDeath
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-09-21 01:24
Welcome to our boatside pool party. We have both an ocean and a swimming pool. Swimming suits are Strongly Suggested for women, who are Not Allowed to swim. Swimming Suits are forbidden for men, who Are Allowed to Swim. For entertainment we have alcohol, twisty dances and a one eyed man to harass for no reason. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath