2026-09-21 01:24 UTC
Welcome to our boatside pool party. We have both an ocean and a swimming pool. Swimming suits are Strongly Suggested for women, who are Not Allowed to swim. Swimming Suits are forbidden for men, who Are Allowed to Swim.
For entertainment we have alcohol, twisty dances and a one eyed man to harass for no reason.
#monsterdon #StingOfDeath
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-09-21 01:26
The college students decide to harass Igon and chase him away from the party because they're jerks, and he escapes one of those Florida fan boats. Both Karen and Stripe Shirt Guy condemn them for their cruelty, but they recover quickly from this condemnation and do a limo dance. around the swimming pool. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath