2026-10-13 07:32 UTC
you will grow more math
you will stop using the letter z in almost all circumstances but you will also give it the adorable nickname of zed
your car will become reasonable
you will learn to encrypt your speech by changing accents
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@zzt@mas.to 2026-10-13 07:39
your ass becomes an arse your house becomes a cottage that can only be repaired by specialised workmen your city becomes a town with a name that sounds like someone making fun of the british, some shit like sextonham. nobody will believe you that sextonham is real everything is quaint everything is vaguely menacing like a kitten that may or may not tear off your flesh, or a cop going “wots all this then” quaint until it isn’t