2026-10-13 07:39 UTC
your ass becomes an arse
your house becomes a cottage that can only be repaired by specialised workmen
your city becomes a town with a name that sounds like someone making fun of the british, some shit like sextonham. nobody will believe you that sextonham is real
everything is quaint
everything is vaguely menacing
like a kitten that may or may not tear off your flesh, or a cop going “wots all this then”
quaint until it isn’t
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@markus@toot.orchid-cottage.uk 2026-10-13 07:55
@zzt@mas.to we're also allowed to say cunt without repercussions.
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@zzt@mas.to 2026-10-13 07:42
all of your hobbies involve drinking a beverage you have strong opinions about the quality of the beverage this is the only circumstance you will not habitually downplay as a matter of culture