You should eat a pie and see what happened to the cosplayers. It's the only responsible choice. Plus, the mushroom ones have been tempting you since you skipped breakfast. Halfway, you start to feel something: full. Heroically, you power through to the final bite... And find yourself in the Royal Box of a great joust. The Princess and Fairy Godmother sit next to you. Very shiny riders prepare their large horses and long, pointy sticks. A dude in an impressive Tudor cap asks who you're for.