2026-10-11 14:25 UTC
As a 17 y/o in the 1980s I had a Saturday job in the local library. Fancied a girl but was far too shy to ever do anything about it. Instead I used to waive her fines. I also secretly tripled the amount of books she could borrow, and increased her membership expiry date to 2999.
Replies (4)
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@PizzaDemon@mastodon.online 2026-10-11 14:47
@fesshole@mastodon.social ... And this is how JK Rowling pays you back. smdh
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@neonconch@gamerstavern.online 2026-10-11 16:30
@fesshole@mastodon.social you had it baaaad
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@burningTyger@nrw.social 2026-10-11 18:55
@fesshole@mastodon.social not yet married? That's how these stories end.
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@ModernMaslow@techhub.social 2026-10-12 00:22
@fesshole@mastodon.social Is stalking hosiery, a crime in Canada?