2026-10-26 15:22 UTC
I dreamed I was hired to manage a Jiffy Lube.
The first customer that came in on my first day had an electric scooter. No one wanted to tell them it didn't have oil to change. I talked to them and discovered they were concerned because it would stop every time it came to a place where a battle with the British had happened during the Revolutionary War.
So I performed an exorcism on their scooter.
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@shockwaver@corteximplant.com 2026-10-26 15:28
@theotherbrook@sunny.garden I'm just imagining you putting a grease stained hand on their shoulder, looking a bit sad and saying "I'm sorry to tell you this.. I think your scooter is a revolutionary war history buff" and the owner sobbing