2024-12-24 23:13 UTC
Replies (40)
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@rmi@cloudisland.nz 2024-12-24 23:44
@matthew they’ll never guess, flawless, no notes
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@ki@chaos.social 2024-12-24 23:56
@matthew what do you mean? it's perfect!
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@Michael1@social.tchncs.de 2024-12-25 00:19
@matthew and i learned last week you can push a Blåhaj into a Backpack... soooo there are possibilitys! ;D
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@markstos@urbanists.social 2024-12-25 01:23
@matthew 50/50 chance this package contains a pair socks.
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@otter@donotsta.re 2024-12-25 02:36
@matthew put it in a box
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@rachel@transitory.social 2024-12-25 04:42
@matthew@mastodon.me.uk nah just gotta compress 'em with a vacuum bag :blobfoxmelt3:
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@RnDanger@infosec.exchange 2024-12-25 06:28
@matthew Looking Shark 🦈😉 🫲🥼👉 🎁👖
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 2024-12-25 08:22
@matthew might've got away with it if somebody hadn't stuck that eye on it. Dead giveaway
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@Buxton_Vienna@mas.to 2024-12-25 08:23
@matthew Very impressive, I can't wrap anything that isn't rectangular 😉🤣
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@WestLawns@mastodon.social 2024-12-25 08:54
@matthew Nice.
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@forestcat@tech.lgbt 2024-12-25 10:44
@matthew i just put a ribbon around mine, but your wrapping looks actually pretty good :3
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@sylventic@icy.maxy.top 2024-12-25 11:32
@matthew gifthaj :neocat_floof_explode:
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@gsuberland@chaos.social 2024-12-25 11:37
@matthew would be extraordinarily funny if it turned out to just be a mug or something, padded out with origami and toilet paper.
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@ozzelot@mstdn.social 2024-12-25 11:37
@matthew I hope it’s a viola
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@exil_inselette@norden.social 2024-12-25 11:45
@matthew Hah, ich weiß es, da sind Bücher drin!
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@andreasdotorg@infosec.exchange 2024-12-25 11:47
@matthew Same. We resorted to skipping the wrapping paper and just giving it a gift ribbon.
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@vonxylofon@witter.cz 2024-12-25 12:17
@matthew It's pronounced Blåhaj.
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@maia@haj.magmaus3.eu.org 2024-12-25 13:07
@matthew@mastodon.me.uk put it in a box
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@introvertcatto@mstdn.party 2024-12-25 13:15
@matthew I hope it's Blahaj shaped PlayStation 5
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@binaryequation@freeradical.zone 2024-12-25 14:58
@matthew That's fantastic work. I'm a terrible wrapper. It would have gone in a trash bag with a bow slapped on it.
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@phi1997@mastodon.social 2024-12-25 14:58
@matthew What could possibly be inside the shork-shaped present?
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@eine_Mel@chaos.social 2024-12-25 15:32
@matthew that's a masterpiece! 🥰
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@Disi@snowmans.land 2024-12-25 15:59
@matthew its easy. buy a bike, throw away the bike, get the carton, stuff it in that, and wrap it. :^ )
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@Dss@infosec.exchange 2024-12-25 16:46
@matthew My daughter saw this and exclaimed, deadpan, "I hope it's a PS5"!
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@EndlessMason@hachyderm.io 2024-12-25 16:51
@matthew Sick, i hope it's that new xbox controller I wanted - i've been dropping hints about that for months
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@nev@bananachips.club 2024-12-25 18:07
@matthew should've vacuum sealed that sucker (source: https://mothership.sg/2022/01/ikeas-blahaj-vacuum-bags/)
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@fossilite@fosstodon.org 2024-12-25 20:12
@matthew Great... Now I have a new obsession.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social 2024-12-25 23:48
@matthew “Is it shoes?”
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@IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net 2024-12-27 18:28
@matthew Toss it under the tree anyway, it'll be hilariously obvious. :3
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@Tar@wetdry.world 2024-12-28 00:04
@matthew I hope it's a drum kit 😇
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2024-12-28 17:26
@matthew Is it a bike or a football? 😄🤷♂️
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@agowa338@chaos.social 2025-12-24 11:14
@matthew Imagine if it wasn't a blahaj inside of this gift-wrap 😅
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@usrbinwhoami@tech.lgbt 2025-12-24 13:43
@matthew @ShadowJonathan VERY difficult!
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@CatHerder@mstdn.social 2025-12-24 13:45
@matthew 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Well done!
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@brainfucker@mastodon.social 2025-12-24 13:45
@matthew "Woooow! What could it be?" 🦈
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@bayindirh@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-12-24 13:52
@matthew I'd have stuffed that into a cube box. Would be fairly heavy, too. Perfect disguise.
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@vint@mastodon.ml 2025-12-24 13:54
@matthew Ну, чувак заморочился, конечно.
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@Sobex@social.sciences.re 2025-12-24 14:21
@matthew My little brother says you made a much better gift wrap than he once did.
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@silly@plush.city 2025-12-24 19:54
@matthew bet that's a skateboard
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@rail@snailedit.social 2025-12-24 20:37
@matthew Mastodon can make it hard to track so this exact post made me go check out your profile, click to see your app, see it is entirely down my street, download and immediately start a premium trial after reading about your accessibility policy on top It’s that sort of banger gift, banger policy, that makes it worth pointing out directly to you. (Best of luck with your new job, thanks to @marlies for boosting)