2026-09-21 01:01 UTC
hey why are we getting a slow butt close-up
we were promised FISH OF THE JELLY VARIETY
#monsterdon
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@gnomon@mastodon.social 2026-09-21 01:03
(OK, yes, sunscreen application is wise and prudent) Oh no, monster claw! Our blonde bathing beauty is in peril! And despite having been dragged into the... ocean..? ...her lipstick remains PERFECT #monsterdon