2026-09-21 01:03 UTC
(OK, yes, sunscreen application is wise and prudent)
Oh no, monster claw! Our blonde bathing beauty is in peril! And despite having been dragged into the... ocean..? ...her lipstick remains PERFECT
#monsterdon
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@gnomon@mastodon.social 2026-09-21 01:05
Hey does anyone else feel like this lighthearted instrumental ditty is a bit tonally inappropriate for "drowned victim being dragged by hear hair into the benthic depths by a horrifying monster" asking for a friend #monsterdon