@Osteopenia_Powers@newsie.social
2026-09-22 14:27 UTC
2/x If Trump had promised his actual platform on the campaign trail.
While I will continue to prattle about merit, I will elevate the least qualified kooks to cabinet positions, chase Blacks and women out of military leadership, and give non-bid government contracts to my Merde-A-Lago cronies.
I'll gut every government agency just because it is part of the government, until salad causes a month of diarrhea, and school-children are dying of measles.
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@Osteopenia_Powers@newsie.social 2026-09-22 14:33
3/x If Trump had promised his actual platform on the campaign trail. I'll treat briefings like a vampire treats garlic, and get all my information from some random lady with a portable printer who scours the dork web for sycophantic baloney. I'll pardon millionaire fraudsters and drug dealers. for reasons that are opaque, but probably fold. I'll profit from bizarre crypto-currency schemes that make money laundering through real estate look squeaky clean in comparison.