3/x If Trump had promised his actual platform on the campaign trail. I'll treat briefings like a vampire treats garlic, and get all my information from some random lady with a portable printer who scours the dork web for sycophantic baloney. I'll pardon millionaire fraudsters and drug dealers. for reasons that are opaque, but probably fold. I'll profit from bizarre crypto-currency schemes that make money laundering through real estate look squeaky clean in comparison.