2026-10-30 04:18 UTC
Replies (8)
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@Ninja876@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 04:53
Me fucking with cops I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up. I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?” I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.” His face went beat red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
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@SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 05:13
This joke is so old it could drink.
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@Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-30 06:37
Facebook-ass meme tbh.
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@dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-30 06:45
“Then he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”
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@possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 07:04
And everyone clapped
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@ACbHrhMJ@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 08:42
/c/thathappened
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@BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 12:17
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@Pratai@piefed.ca 2026-10-31 02:40
Then the woman laughed, the car laughed, and as it sped away, so too did the cruiser.