Me fucking with cops I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up. I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?” I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.” His face went beat red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.