Who the actual fuck goes to the pub with £2M worth of *somebody else’s* Faberge egg in their handbag? If I were the judge, I’d have made her split the sentence with him for the insufferable stupidity of privilege. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/09/london-pub-thief-sold-faberge-egg-and-watch-for-drugs