2026-10-10 14:40 UTC
Found online: An octopus is flexible enough to enter your mouth, navigate your entire GI tract, and exit your anus.
Don't tell RFK Jr., or he'll start recommending this instead of MMR vaccines. Of course it's unproven, but tentacles! (Pedantically, arms, but who's counting?)
Replies (5)
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@realbloginista@social.cologne 2026-10-10 15:05
@spaf@mstdn.social I‘m very positive that‘s what they actually do while I’m sleeping. That would explain why I feel so traversed every morning. 😵💫🐙
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-10-10 15:06
@spaf@mstdn.social octopus: "you're shitting me!"
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@Retreival9096@hachyderm.io 2026-10-10 15:10
@spaf@mstdn.social 8
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@jredlund@social.linux.pizza 2026-10-10 15:16
@spaf@mstdn.social Maybe theoretically flexible enough, but wouldn't it get digested? Stomach acid is powerful stuff.
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@nosrednayduj@hachyderm.io 2026-10-10 16:49
@spaf@mstdn.social new colonoscopy prep!