@michelestrider@mastodon.social
2026-09-26 00:03 UTC
You order more veggie pizzas and get a frequent-buyer discount.
Hamsters, hobbyists, and one perfect cat mill about. Troy suggests playing charades and is asked to leave.
You open your PBS app. Gloria helps you turn on the TV. David Attenborough's voice fills the room. Everyone gathers to learn about Life on Earth.
Pizza is eaten. "Orangutan" is mispronounced. Everyone loves the penguins. The new United Hams report the success to the ISS -- and welcome you as a probationary member.
The End
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@michelestrider@mastodon.social 2026-09-26 00:04
Thanks for playing, everyone! This ended up being one of my favorites. If you enjoyed this story, please consider donating to your local public media station. If you do, tell them Gloria and the Space Hamsters sent you. https://www.pbs.org/