@normative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-10-29 22:30 UTC
A perhaps less edifying Patrick Stewart anecdote related by a friend when I was at NYU and he was in town doing The Tempest: A limo rolls up in front of a club in the meatpacking district with a line of young attractive people waiting to get in. From the moon roof emerges the gleaming pate…
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@normative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy 2026-10-29 22:32
…of a visibly quite drunk Patrick Stewart. In a stentorian, Shakespearian voice he bellows: “I AM CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF THE FEDERATION STARSHIP ENTERPRISE! WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?” A couple women in tight dresses peel off from the line & hop in the limo, which promptly speeds away.