@normative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-10-29 22:32 UTC
…of a visibly quite drunk Patrick Stewart. In a stentorian, Shakespearian voice he bellows: “I AM CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF THE FEDERATION STARSHIP ENTERPRISE! WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?” A couple women in tight dresses peel off from the line & hop in the limo, which promptly speeds away.
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@normative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy 2026-10-29 22:37
(I did not, alas, personally witness this, but absolutely believe the person who related it to me a day or two later.)